Puppies

Pour some cold applejuice on different places in your house and walk barefooted in the dark through your house. 

Put on a sock without the toes and go to your work. 

Go standing in the rain, when you just woke up and it is still dark, and say: "Go on, do a wee-wee". 

Put some white dog hair on all your clothes.

Put some hair in your morning coffee or tea as well.

Run barefooted through the snow and be just in time to close the garden fence.

Turm some clean laundry upside down and spread it on the floor. 

Leave your dirty underware in the living room, coz that is were your dog will bring it (especially when you have visitors).

Jump out of your chair, just before the end of your favorite tv-programme, run outside and yell: "No, no, you should do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the programme. 

Throw some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning. Don't clean it till your back from work late in the afternoon. 

Make some holes in the table-legs with a screwdriver; there will be chewingholes anyway. 

Take a nice warm blanket from the drier and put it over your legs; it will feel the same as a puppy falling asleep on your lap.